Welcome to Social Media!

Where you can find your deepest thoughts and feelings, shared with the world, and judged by strangers.

Followers | Following | Posts | Messages | Settings

Followers:

People you're pretending to like, but secretly hate

Following:

People who are pretending to like you, but secretly hate you

Posts:

A collection of poorly lit selfies and overused memes

Messages:

Unread, ignored, and deleted

Settings:

Where the real magic happens