Coffee Nap Protocol: a revolutionary new approach to coffee breaks that involves simultaneously consuming a cup of coffee and a 20-minute power nap. Results in 99.9% increased productivity and a 100% increased risk of dozing off mid-meeting.
Secret Coffee Society: a clandestine group of coffee connoisseurs who meet in the dead of night to taste rare, exotic coffees and discuss the finer points of caffeine-fueled existentialism.
Coffee Roulette: a game of chance where you randomly select a coffee drink from a selection of 10 different brews, each with its own unique flavor profile and risk level.