COFFEE Fueled Apocalypse Checklist

Substep 11: Coffee-Fueled Evacuation Procedure

When the zombies arrive, don't bother grabbing your fancy degree or your cat. Grab the coffee.

• Step 1: Locate the emergency coffee stash (Stash Location)
• Step 2: Consume 5-7 shots of coffee per minute (Coffee Consumption Rates)
• Step 3: Board the Coffee-Fueled Escape Vessel (E-Vessel Prep)
• Step 4: Evade the hordes while fueled by the sweet, sweet nectar of the gods (Evasive Maneuvers)

Remember: Coffee is your best friend in the apocalypse. Don't forget your coffee mug.

Mug Prep is key.

Stay alert, stay caffeinated, and stay alive.