Step 12: Coffee Fuelled Apocalypse Checklist: Brewing The Ultimate Cup

Brewing the Apocalypse, Step 12 of our comprehensive guide to surviving a world gone mad with an endless supply of caffeine. You've made it past the zombie hordes, the nuclear fallout, and the societal collapse. Now, it's time to focus on the really important things: COFFEE.

Objective:

Perfect a cup of coffee using only the most primitive, yet effective, brewing methods known to humanity. No fancy-schmancy machines or exotic beans here. Just you, the elements, and the pure, unadulterated taste of burnt beans.

Substeps:

Substep 13: Add Water

Substep 14: Grind, Baby, Grind

Substep 15: Steep, Don't Sleep

Substep 16: Pour, Then Flee