Substep 13: Coffee-Sipping Contingency Planning

Emergency Protocol Activated

In the event of a zombie outbreak, global pandemic, or spontaneous combustion of the office coffee machine, follow this step-by-step guide to survive with your sanity intact.

Phase 1: Panic and Scream

1. Yell at the ceiling.
2. Crawl into the supply closet for emergency coffee beans.
3. Call for backup (or just send a strongly-worded email).

Phase 2: Coffee-Sipping Protocol Initiation

1. Prepare a fresh pot of coffee.
2. Consecrate the coffee machine with an offering of sugar and creamer.
3. Perform the ancient ritual dance of coffee-sipping.

Once you've completed Phase 2, report back to HQ for further instructions.

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