Coffee Break Strategy - Recipe 2: Coffee-Infused Oatmeal

For the ultimate productivity boost, follow these simple steps:

1. Boil water, but not too much. Like, just enough.
2. Add 1 cup of rolled oats to a bowl. Don't bother with the fancy stuff. We're keeping it basic.
3. Pour in 1/4 cup of strong, freshly brewed coffee. Yes, it's weird, but trust the process.
4. Stir until it's a lovely shade of brown.
5. Serve. And by serve, I mean shovel it into your face like a caveman.
6. Enjoy the rush of caffeine and confusion as your taste buds try to decide if this is still oatmeal or coffee.

Side effects may include:

• Increased productivity
• Temporary loss of taste buds
• Uncontrollable grins