Steam Recipes for the Overcaffeinated

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Recipe 1: Caffeine-Infused Ramen Noodles

Ingredients:

Mix all ingredients together, then add water. Stir until the noodles are fully saturated, then serve. Side effects may include: heart palpitations, sweaty palms, and a faint feeling of impending doom.

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