Substep 1: Brewing the Perfect Cup

To achieve true coffee enlightenment, one must first understand the ancient art of brewing the perfect cup. It is a journey, not a destination.

Start by selecting the finest, small-batch, artisanal coffee beans available. Anything less will only lead to disappointment and despair.

Grind the beans with a mortar and pestle, or a fancy-schmancy burr grinder. Anything less will only result in a bland, uninspired cup.

Brew the perfect cup by slowly pouring the grounds into a French press, and then... STEAM the mixture with precision and flair.

Repeat as needed, until you have reached a state of coffee nirvana.

For more advanced techniques, consult SUBSTEP 4: FROTH AND POUR.