Step 5 of our patented Coffee Break Strategy is all about embracing the emotional spectrum of colors that come with it.
Red for rage, when you spill it on your new shirt.
Yellow for anxiety, when you realize you left your wallet on the kitchen table.
Blue for sadness, when you remember you're still at work.
Green for envy, when you see your coworker with the fancy new coffee machine.
Purple for despair, when you run out of coffee and it's 3 PM on a Friday.
And, of course, black for depression, when you realize you've been on this break for too long.
But hey, at least the colors are pretty.