Observe the Caffeine
Hold the cup in your hands, and gaze upon the liquid brown goodness. Note its viscosity, its aroma, its very existence in the world.
Record your observations, and commit them to a sacred journal.
Ask the Question
Why, oh why, does the coffee taste so good? What sorcery is this that renders me unable to focus without it?
Proceed to Step 6: The HypothesisExperiment
Drink the coffee, and note the effects. Does it sharpen your mind? Does it fuel your creativity? Does it make you feel like a functioning member of society?
Record your results, and refine your hypothesis.
Analyze
Evaluate your data, and draw conclusions. Did the coffee truly improve your productivity? Did it grant you temporary superpowers?
Proceed to Step 7: The AnalysesDraw Conclusions
Based on your findings, conclude that coffee is, in fact, the key to all human progress. Or, you know, maybe just a nice drink.
Proceed to Step 8: The Conclusion