Substep 6: The Scent of Coffee

At this substep, we've realized that our previous attempts at making coffee have been a travesty. We've decided to focus on something more... aromatic.

We've discovered that the smell of coffee is not just a pleasant aroma, but a potent tool in the art of office warfare.

Substep 7: The Coffee Scent Warfare

Back to The Coffee Break Strategy

But wait, there's more! We've also created a Caffeine Fiasco for the more... adventurous among you.

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