Substep 8: The Creative Squeeze
When the going gets tough, the tough get creative. In this final, crucial step of the Coffee Break Strategy, you will be forced to think outside the box (or coffee cup). Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to craft a masterpiece of a drink that will leave even the most seasoned coffee connoisseur speechless with wonder.
Here's what you'll need to do:
- Grab three random ingredients from the fridge.
- Mix them with a dash of creativity.
- Pour the concoction into a cup.
- Stare deeply into the cup, allowing the aroma to fill you with visions of sugarplums and coffee.
- Drink, and behold the masterpiece.
Remember, in the words of the great coffee philosopher, "A true artist is not afraid to get his hands dirty." Or, in this case, to get his hands caffeinated.