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Coffee Break Strategy

Coffee is not just a drink, it's a way of life. And if you're not living it, you're not living.

Here are some tips to help you break the cycle of productivity and achieve true greatness.

Tip 1: Steal a colleague's coffee

It's not just a coffee, it's a statement. A declaration of war against the monotony of office life.

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Tip 2: Binge-watch cat videosFELINE FRENZY

Tip 3: Use 5 different browser tabs at once

It's not just about getting things done, it's about getting things done in multiple places at once.

Tip 4: Declare your desk a 'Zone of Chaos'

Cable management? Who needs cable management? Just wrap it all in a big knot and call it art.

Tip 5: Use Comic Sans for all official documents

Because who needs legibility when you can have whimsy?

Tip 6: Take a 3-hour lunch break

It's not just about the meal, it's about the experience. And by experience, I mean the 2 hours spent staring at a blank wall.

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