Coffee Rituals

Welcome to the hallowed halls of caffeine addiction, where the sacred ritual of coffee consumption is elevated to an art form.

The Ancient Egyptian Ritual of the Golden Latte

Involve 5 shots of espresso, 3 sugars, and a dash of sarcasm.

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The Modern Japanese Ritual of the Slow Brew

Involve a ceramic cup, a tea infuser, and a healthy dose of existential dread.

Read the tea leaves

And that's just the beginning. Browse our extensive collection of coffee rituals:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Throwing Cafes at the Wall