Coffee Snobs
Welcome to the esteemed establishment where coffee connoisseurs come to condescend. Here, we take pride in our exquisite taste and our even more exquisite disdain for those who don't share our passion.
- Learn about the nuances of our carefully curated coffee roasts
- Discover the subtleties of our artisanal roasting techniques
- Join our coffee snob society and revel in the superiority of our refined tastes
Featured Roast of the Moment
Single-Origin, Small-Batch, Overpriced
This week, we're featuring our limited edition 'Taste-Bud' roast. A symphony of flavors expertly extracted from the rare and elusive 'Bourgeoisie Bean', carefully harvested by our team of highly trained, über-competent coffee artisans.
Price: $19.99 (or $49.99 for the 'Premium' experience)
Read more about our coffee pricing strategy