Coffee Machine Fire Fixer

``` Coffee Machine Fire Fixer

Uh-oh, it looks like your coffee machine is spewing forth a blaze of fiery doom!

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated specialists will have you up and running in no time.

Step 1: Turn off the fire

First things first, turn that thing off.

Locate your coffee machine
Locate the power button
Push the button until it stops being on

Step 2: Clean up the messTurn it off and on again, but this time, really turn it off Or, if you'd like to try a different approach: Spray it with a fire extinguisher, but don't get too close, you'll get wet! Or, if you're feeling particularly handy: Try replacing the batteries, but be warned, they might just explode in your face! Or, if all else fails, just give up and have another cup of coffee, because honestly, it's probably just a design flaw: Call a professional, or in this case, just call your spouse Which one will it be?