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COFFEE MACHINE FIRE DEPARTMENT

Welcome to the official Coffee Machine Fire Department!

We're here to deal with the inevitable explosions that occur when you try to use a toaster as a coffee machine.

Located on the 5th floor of the abandoned water tower, our brave firemen are trained to put out fires caused by faulty wiring, over-caffeination, and spontaneous combustion.

Don't worry, we'll have a cup of coffee waiting for you when you get here, but please, don't bring any actual flames.

**Important:** Please do not attempt to use a firehose as a coffee straw. It's just not a good idea.

**Also:** If you see a fire truck with a giant coffee mug on top, it's probably on a training exercise and you should probably stay away from it.

**Contact Us:**Jim, Chief Fireman or Amy, Deputy Firewoman

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