Step 1: Identify Your Coffee Cravings
Do you have an existential crisis and need a coffee-fueled epiphany?
or are you just plain tired?
Either way, we have the solution.
Step 2: Choose Your Bean
Do you prefer:
French Roast? Arabica? or Robusta?
Don't worry, we won't judge you.
Step 3: Select Your Roast Level
Light? Medium? Dark? or is it a Mystical Dark you're looking for?
Step 4: Decide on a Fancy Milk or Non-Dairy
Do you go full-on fancy with some artisanal, hand-whisked Sustainable Creamers?
Or do you keep it simple with good ol' fashioned 2%?
Step 5: Choose Your Fancy Syrup or Spices
Want to get fancy with some exotic Secret Syrups or Ancient Spices?
Or stick to the classics?
Step 6: Add a dash of American Decision
Add a pinch of American ingenuity and a sprinkle of Decision Cupcakes and you're done!