AMERICAN DECISION BUYING GUIDELINES FOR THE ULTIMATE COFFEE CONNOISSEUR

Step 1: Identify Your Coffee Cravings

Do you have an existential crisis and need a coffee-fueled epiphany?

or are you just plain tired?

Either way, we have the solution.

Step 2: Choose Your Bean

Do you prefer:

French Roast? Arabica? or Robusta?

Don't worry, we won't judge you.

Step 3: Select Your Roast Level

Light? Medium? Dark? or is it a Mystical Dark you're looking for?

Step 4: Decide on a Fancy Milk or Non-Dairy

Do you go full-on fancy with some artisanal, hand-whisked Sustainable Creamers?

Or do you keep it simple with good ol' fashioned 2%?

Step 5: Choose Your Fancy Syrup or Spices

Want to get fancy with some exotic Secret Syrups or Ancient Spices?

Or stick to the classics?

Step 6: Add a dash of American Decision

Add a pinch of American ingenuity and a sprinkle of Decision Cupcakes and you're done!