Bulletproof Coffee Batch 2: The Caffeine Overload

A recipe so potent, it'll keep you up for days!

This batch is not for the faint of heart. We're talking quadruple the caffeine, triple the fun!

Ingredients:

• 8 oz of strong coffee
• 4 oz of espresso
• 1/2 cup of coconut oil
• 1/2 cup of unsalted butter
• 1 tsp of salt

Instructions:

1. Combine the coffee and espresso in a cup
2. Add the coconut oil and butter, stirring until fully incorporated
3. Stir in the salt
4. Drink, but not before it's done, or you'll be in a world of trouble

Side effects:

• Jitters so strong, you'll need a exorcist
• Insomnia that'll make you forget what day it is
• Increased heart rate that'll have you wondering if you've had a heart attack

Warning: This recipe is not suitable for anyone under the age of 18, or anyone with a heart condition. Or anyone who likes peace and quiet. Or anyone who likes sleep.

Want more recipes? Go to Batch 3 for an even more extreme caffeine experience!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Experimental Batch for a recipe that'll make your taste buds do the cha cha slide!

Or, if you're feeling particularly... unwell, you can try Recovery Batch for a caffeine-free alternative that's almost as good!