Our Beans
Our beans are grown in the depths of madness, where the soil is rich with anarchy and the sun is a burning dumpster fire. They're a little bit unpredictable, a little bit unstable, and a little bit... explosive.
Our Roasts
We offer a range of roasts, from the gentle warmth of our "I'm Not Listening" roast, to the fiery depths of our "Burn It All Down" roast. And for those with a taste for adventure, try our "Sudden Onset Sanity" roast - it's like a wild ride.