The Most Reliable Machine in the West - Model 1

It's not just a coffee machine, it's a time machine. Okay, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration, but it's still really, really good at making coffee. With its sleek design and robust build, you'd be hard-pressed to find a more... reliable machine. Unless, of course, you're talking about its tendency to break down on Tuesdays.

Features:

• Automated coffee brewing (no human error required)
• Four different roast options (including a mysterious fifth option that no one understands)
• Integrated pastry holder (because priorities)

Want to see the Model 2 and its questionable sanity?

upgrade guide to learn how to fix its Tuesday-itis?

secret menu?