Flat White Decision 2000

Welcome to the most important decision of the 21st century

Are you ready to make the ultimate choice? Do you dare to be a trendsetter, a nonconformist, a flat white coffee drinker extraordinaire?

Choose wisely, friend, for the fate of the world may just depend on it.

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Note: The above response is a satirical take on the idea of making a decision about flat white coffee. It's a humorous and absurdist take on the idea of having to make a decision about something as mundane as coffee. The response includes links to three sub-pages that are likely to be similarly humorous and satirical.