Coffees for the Damned
For those who've sold their soul to the corporate overlords, we've got just what you need: coffee. Brewed from the finest, most exotic, and most overpriced beans in the world. Guaranteed to make you forget your sins, if only for a little while.
ประก æk- Forbiddingly Fierce: a shot of espresso that'll put hair on your chest (if you still have any)
- Succulently Sweet: a latte that's so sweet, you'll forget your name is a sell-out
- Eternal Bitterness: a shot of espresso that'll make you question every life choice you've ever made