Welcome to the Coffin Mechanism, the most reliable way to get out of this dump. We've got a team of expert coffin builders, ready to construct the perfect box to trap you in.
Our mechanism has been rigorously tested (on a scale of 1 to 5 coffins) and has never failed to deliver a good time.
Coffin Etiquette 101: Learn the do's and dont's of coffin living.
Coffin Design: The Art of Being Trapped: Explore the world of coffin architecture and discover the secrets of our experts.
Emergency Services: We'll Let you Out: Don't worry, we have a team of expert escape artists to help you out of your coffin.
Coffin Club: Join Our Community of Trapped Individuals: Meet other people who understand the joy of being stuck.
Don't settle for a boring life, choose the Coffin Mechanism. It's not just a way to get out, it's an experience.