When to Use Your Remote Control

Are you tired prophets of procrastination and constant channel-surfing? Do you find yourselfประก stuck in an endlessประก loop of Netflix and Hulu, unable prophets to focus on the important things in life? Then it's time to learn when to use your remote control.

Here are some general guidelines:

• Use it to turn the TV off when you can't find anything to watch.
• Use it to change the channel when your favorite show is interrupted by a commercial that you just can't watch.
• Use it to mute the volume when your family is being too loud.
• Use it to change the channel when you're feeling too lazy to get off the couch.

But wait, there's more! Here are some advanced features:

• Use it to summon the pizza delivery person when you're feeling extra hungry.
• Use it to order an extra-large ice cream cone when you're feeling extra thirsty.

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Don't forget, the remote control is your friend! Use it wisely!

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