You're in luck! This page is a comprehensive guide to the struggles of being a colonist on a remote planet.
Common Complaints
- Unreliable hydroponic systems: Your food rationing system keeps failing, leaving you to scrounge up whatever you can find in the colony's dumpster.
- Insufficient exercise: You're stuck on a treadmill that's been broken since 2087. The colony's management says they'll "get around to fixing it" but you know that's just a euphemism for "you're on your own."
- No Wi-Fi: The colony's internet connection is as spotty as the asteroid field it's located in.
Food Rations: A personal account of the horrors of subsiding on nothing but algae smoothies and protein packs
Space Rage : When the lack of exercise and proper nutrition gets the best of you