Luann is a pink, a hue of love, of desire, of unrequited longing.
She writes to you, in her most fashionable font:
"Dear, my love, you are as pink as the sunset on a summer evening, as pink as the blush on my cheeks when I think of you."
But alas, her love is unrequited, and so she turns to the only thing that can fill the void: her extensive collection of love letters
Or, if you will, she tries to distract herself with other hobbies...