Article 3, Section 7: Thou shalt not be a "dad joke" comedian, lest thou suffer the wrath of the audience's eyes rolling.
Article 3, Section 8: Thou shalt not be a "stand-up" comedian, unless thou art prepared for the inevitable heckles.
Article 3, Section 9: Thou shalt not use "edgy" humor, unless thou art prepared for the inevitable walkouts.
Article 3, Section 10: Thou shalt not be a "clean" comedian, unless thou art prepared for the inevitable yawns.
Article 3, Section 11: Thou shalt not be a "magic" comedian, unless thou art prepared for the inevitable "where's the rabbit?"s.