Q: What is the purpose of this committee?
A: We're not really sure. But we have a lot of meetings.
Q: Who are the committee members?
A: We're an elite group of individuals with varying levels of sanity.
Q: How often do you meet?
A: Frequently enough to justify our existence.
Q: What's the dress code?
A: Business casual, unless it's Fridays, then it's Casual Friday.
Q: Can I join?
A: Not without a strongly-worded letter of recommendation, no.