Decree 4: A Guide to Effective Committee Procrastination

Section 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Meetings shall be scheduled at least 2 weeks in advance, to allow for maximum procrastination.

Subcommittee A: The Procrastination Committee

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Section 2: The Science of Doing Nothing

Studies have shown that 99.9% of all productivity is a myth.

Subcommittee B: The Productivity Paradox

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Section 3: The Art of Creating Excuses

Learn the ancient art of crafting the perfect excuse for any situation.

Subcommittee C: The Excuse Factory

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