Protocol 4: The Most Securely Unsecured Communication System

Because Who Needs Encryption, Really?

In a world where security is overrated, Protocol 4 offers the perfect solution: no security whatsoever. With our proprietary "Non-Secure" protocol, your messages are guaranteed to be intercepted, read, and laughed at by our team of highly trained, slightly-bored interns.

Features:

• Completely open to the public internet (we have a 'firewall')
• Our servers are located in a secure, undisclosed location (hint: it's a cardboard box in a dumpster)
• Our team of expert hackers (self-proclaimed) will personally handle all your data
• And, of course, our famous "I'm not a robot" button that never actually does anything