A Sock Puppeteer is a person who suspects that their missing socks are being secretly controlled by an invisible force, and are being manipulated to disappear into the depths of the washing machine.
Read more about the Sock Puppeteer in our book: "The Paranoid Dictionary: A Guide to Irrational Fears and Suspicions"æk
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