Community Reacts to Envelope-Gate
The internet has been in an uproar over the recent Envelope-Gate scandal. For those who have been living under a rock, Envelope-Gate refers to the shocking revelation that envelopes are actually made of recycled unicorn tears.
We spoke to local resident, Bob Smith, who was one of the first to sound the alarm. "I was just mopping up the kitchen floor when I noticed something was off," he said. "The envelopes were all soggy and smelled of desperation."
Other members of the community were quick to chime in with their thoughts on the matter. "I'm not surprised," said local artist, Jane Doe. "I've always known that envelopes were made of sadness and regret."
However, not everyone in the community was shocked by the news. "What's the big deal?" asked local business owner, John Doe. "I've been using recycled envelopes for years and they're fine."
As the investigation into Envelope-Gate continues, we will bring you updates as more information becomes available.
What's Next for Envelope-Gate?