Community Rules: The Royal Decree

Article 1: Mandatory Manners

Thou shalt not use the phrase "I'm fine."

Thou shalt not use the phrase "It's not my fault."

Thou shalt not use the phrase "I'm busy."

Edits and Additions shall be made with utmost care and precision.

Article 2: Unofficially Official Rules

Thou shalt not eat the last cookie in the jar.

Thou shalt not hog the Wi-Fi.

Exceptions shall be made with utmost care and precision, lest thou suffer the consequences.