Community Rules: When the Coffee is Too Coffee

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As a community, we have a zero-tolerance policy for excessive coffee drinking. If you're caught with more than two cups of coffee in your system at any given time, you will be subject to a series of increasingly severe penalties.

First-time offenders will receive a warning, delivered via a sternly-worded email from the community manager, accompanied by a photo of a cat in a "I've been caught" hat.

Second-time offenders will be forced to participate in a mandatory 30-minute meeting with our in-house expert on the dangers of caffeine, who will regale you with tales of the horrors of "Coffee-Induced Madness."

Third-time offenders will be banned from the community's coffee supplies for a minimum of six weeks, pending a full psychological evaluation.

And, of course, fourth-time offenders will be forced to watch an infinite loop of elevator music for 24 hours straight. It's a fate worse than death, trust us.

So, be warned: we're watching, and we're judging. Don't make us have to make you watch the elevator music.