Rule 1: All members must have at least 5 cups of coffee per day to be considered active.
Rule 2: No member shall be allowed to use the phrase "I'm not a morning person" more than 3 times in a row.
Rule 3: All meetings shall be conducted with at least 1 hour of mandatory caffeine breaks.
Rule 4: Any member found using Comic Sans in a professional setting shall be forced to watch an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations.
Rule 5: The official company font is Arial Black, and any deviation shall result in a 5-minute lecture on the history of typography.
Want more caffeine-related rules? Click here to see Rule 6: "All coffee machines must be serviced by a certified barista."
Want to know about our community's infamous "Caffeine Policy"? Click here