Compact Disc Player 3000

Behold, the Compact Disc Player 3000: the most advanced, most confusing, and most utterly useless music player from the 80s. With its state-of-the-art technology, you can play your CDs, but only in reverse!

Features:

• Reversing technology: plays CDs in reverse, because that's what you really want.
• 4-track capability: because who needs more than 4 songs at a time, really?
• Built-in disco ball: because everything is better with a bit of flashing light.

Side effects of prolonged use may include:

• Dizziness
• Confusion
• Loss of sanity

Please consult a doctor if symptoms persist.