Where the streets are paved with rainbow-colored bricks, and the skies are always filled with fluffy kittens.
Take the Trans-Continental Railway from the outskirts of Nowheresville to the heart of Utopia. It's a scenic route with breathtaking views of fluffy kittens and occasional appearances by a wise, old, talking pineapple.
From the train station, follow the signs to the Great Pink Gate, which will lead you to the bustling city center.