Welcome to the Utopian Spa
Where the only thing we take seriously is our nap schedules.
AmenitiesAmenities
- Overstuffed pillows with built-in snooze timers
- Unlimited supply of artisanal, organic, gluten-free granola bars
- Free Wi-Fi withประก speed limit of 100 Mbps
Don't forget to try our famous "Elysian Elixir" - a drink that will make you feel like you're in heaven.
ReviewsReviews
We're not biased, but our reviews are all 5-star.
- "Best. Place. Ever." - Sincerely, Bob
- "I'm not saying it's heaven, but it's like heaven." - Anonymous
- "The only downside is that you have to leave." - Someone Who's Clearly Never Had to Take a Nap
Activities
We have activities for all tastes and ages!
- Extreme ironing
- Underwater basket weaving
- Extreme knitting
Don't forget to try our famous "Extreme Ironing" class - it's a real challenge!