Settings: The Unnecessarily Complex Page

General Settings

Warning: Tinkering with these settings may cause irreparable damage to your sanity.

Compass Settings - For those who enjoy getting lost in an endless sea of confusing dials.

Scale Settings - To calibrate your sense of proportion, or lack thereof.

Advanced Settings (Not That You'll Need Them)

For the truly masochistic, we offer a selection of settings that will drive you to the brink of madness.

Binary Settings - A binary choice between "yes" and "no", with a dash of existential dread.

Math Settings - To confuse even the most basic of arithmetic.