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Evil Genius Inc.
Evil Genius Inc.
Welcome to our competitors' website, where we mock the pretentiousness of the industry.
We're not really evil, we're just highly competent. Okay, fine, we're evil, but we're also highly competent. And also highly caffeinated.
Our competitors:
- Pretentious Guru Inc. - Where our competitors pretend to be smart while secretly Googling everything.
- Soulless Suit Inc. - Where our competitors sell suits that make you feel like a soulless drone.
- Selfie Inc. - Where our competitors take self-portraits while simultaneously taking themselves too seriously.
Stay tuned for our latest updates, or not.
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