1. Arrive Early, or at the very least, arrive at all. We're not exactly speed demons if we have to wait for you.
2. Don't Slack Off, we're not exactly pro at this whole "teamwork" thing. Your slacking will be met with stern looks and possibly a few well-placed eye-rolls.
3. Be On Time for meetings, for calls, for everything. We're not exactly flexible when it comes to punctuality.
4. Contribute Meaningfully. We're not a bunch of slackers, remember? Your ideas are welcome, but only if they're good ideas, not just any ideas.