Because, let's be real, you're probably already compromised.
So, we'll just serve you a cup of coffee that's already compromised.
Our beans are sourced from questionable countries, roasted with questionable practices, and brewed with questionable intentions.
But hey, at least it tastes good, right?
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Or, you know, just leave a review and pretend like you're a normal human being.