Our shoes are the epitome of questionable taste and fashion sense. We're not saying we've sold out or anything, but our sales numbers say otherwise.
Our shoes are made with the finest materials available, including but not limited to: Materials and Production methods that will make you question every decision in life.
Features:
- They're shoes!
- They have laces!
- They might, just might, be made in a country that's not entirely sure about their own values.
Side effects of wearing our shoes include: increased likelihood of being seen as a fashion victim, decreased confidence in personal style, and a higher risk of being asked to explain why you're wearing those things.