Residents of the Condo Complex are reporting an unexplained, overpowering scent of pesto emanating from the 3rd floor. While some have speculated it may be the result of a particularly pungent batch of homemade basil sauce, others believe it may be a more sinister plot by the building's management to drive residents out.
As the smell grows stronger, the residents are growing more desperate. Some have taken to wearing gas masks, while others have resorted to playing "That's Amore" on repeat in an attempt to mask the odor.
Flag 5 is raised as a call to arms, urging all residents to remain vigilant and report any further incidents of pesto-related distress.
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