Flag 8: Basil Panic Buyout

Welcome, neighbors! Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are pleased to announce that Flag 8: Basil Panic Buyout has been triggered.

This is not a drill. Repeat, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. The basil in your garden is being aggressively priced out by the local megacorporation, Blandco, Inc.

As of yesterday, the price of a single basil plant has increased from $5 to a staggering $500. We are not kidding. Don't try to verify this on Google.

Symptoms of Flag 8 include:

• Uncontrollable rage when browsing online marketplaces
• Excessive sweating when attempting toประก shop at local nurseries
• Unusual urges to call the authorities

If you experience any of these symptoms, please report immediately to our Flag 8 hotline at Flag 8 Hotline.