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By accessing this site, you agree to the following non-negotiable terms:

• You will not use this site for any purpose other than extreme boredom.
• You will not attempt to use this site for actual productivity.
• You will not try to use this site for anything that requires focus.

We reserve the right to change the terms at any time, without notice, and with great fanfare.

Consult the Appendix for more information on the terms.

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