Consultation Fees: Because Time is Money

Q: How much is a consultation?

A: Our rates are as transparent as a freshly polished mirror.

• Initial Consultation: $200.00
• Follow-up Consultations: $150.00
• Cancellation Fee: $100.00 (Don't make us wait)
• Consultation with a Twist: $300.00 (We'll bring the cake)

Q: What's the minimum consultation time?

A: Our consultations are as short as our attention span. 5 minutes, that's it.

Q: Can I get a refund if I don't like the consultation?

A: Only if you can prove you're not a bot.