Consulting: Late Payments - The Billed-To-The-Teeth Agency

We bill you, you pay us, you wonder why

Our Late Payments Policy

Due to an unexpected surge in interest rates and the collapse of our favorite ponzi scheme, we've had to get creative with our billing.

We now charge interest on interest, plus a one-time fee for the privilege of paying us late. It's only fair, we think.

Read the fine print for a full breakdown of our rates and fees.

Use our calculator to estimate how much more you owe us.

Don't worry, we're not heartless. We offer Temporary Payment Holds to help you manage your finances during tough times.

But remember, we have a Late Payment Privilege Program for our loyal customers.