Warning: Containment breach imminent. Please evacuate the area and prepare for extreme levels of awkwardness.
Reasons: Incompetent containment team, poor morale, and an existential crisis.
Recommendations: Subpage 9: Containment Team Reorganization for a possible solution.
Subpage 10: Emergency Meeting with Higher-Ups for further assistance.
Subpage 11: Containment Protocol Review Committee for an official review.